Over the top product packaging.  All Ninja cares about is its scent anyway.  How does it smell?  Is it manly,
but I like I it too?  Ninja sobs her way down the street after seeing French film.  Special K and she deconstruct
Fauteuils
d'orchestre (Montaigne Avenue) and Angel-A, two moving and thought provoking films.

 A Popular Band from Scarborough - The Barenaked Ladies

Thursday night at the airport waiting for Charlie to arrive.   Ninja and Special K drive Charlie back to Scarborough in Metro Toronto, fondly known as Scarberia among the urban masses.  On the way Charlie fills the ride with stories of her Las Vegas adventures.  Famous motivational speakers mentioned: Tony Robbins.  Famous singers mentioned: Winona Judd, The Beatles, Celine Dion.  Famous circus troupes: Cirque Du Soleil. World class cities mentioned: New York, Paris. Overpriced coffee shops mentioned: Starbucks.

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Modern Royalty - Conrad and Barbara,   Charles and Camilla.

The new Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change came out this week pointing the finger at the human contribution to global climate change.  Why won't Prince Charles accept environmental awards by videophone rather than wasting precious jet fuel to be on location.  Isn't voluntary therapeutic incarceration just a fancy name for mandatory sensitivity training?  Sharon Stone's error in judgment in thinking that the affectionate use of the word fag among her personal circle of friends is the same as Isaiah Washington outing T.R.Knight.  Ugly Betty's baby homos, gays, and transexuals.  Ghost brides in China.  Brothels in Australia and a rant on Conrad Black.

Ninja and Special K enjoy the Toronto International Boat Show one cold crisp winter day.

Main Entry: 1buoy
Pronunciation: 'bü-E, 'boi
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English boye, probably from Middle Dutch boeye; akin to Old High German bouhhan sign -- more at BEACON
1 : FLOAT 2 ; especially : a floating object moored to the bottom to mark a channel or something (as a shoal) lying under the water
2 : LIFE BUOY
[buoy illustration]

Dangerous winter games. Mon Dieu!  Vive La Reine!  Fifty-one years ago France almost became a member of the British Empire.  Yes. It's true as Special K discovers.  Who rules the remote in our home? Ninja and Special K try to bust more gender myths.  Lizzie the Lezzie debuts on the show recapping the last three seasons of the L Word.  A Child's Survival Guide to Winter ,  Ruth Selwyn's Lizzie the Lezzie, and The L Word Online because Showtime won't show the L Word show web site anywhere but the US(???).  Special K the Grinch

Ninja is the messy one. Special K tells the world about one of their incompatibilities. They tout the delights of a new uniquely Canadian sitcom and more on global warming. New television shows mentioned: Little Mosque on the Prairie Article, Little Mosque on the Prairie . Word of the day: dropsy. Documentaries on Global Warming mentioned: Can We Save the Planet Earth?.

How did Ninja and Special K end up in Cleveland last month? Good food, good art, good shops, and sleepy relaxing towns. Famous Architects mentioned: Frank Gehry, Kazuyo Sejima, Ryue Nishizawa, I.M.Pei. Famous Contemporary Artists Mentioned: Kehinde Wiley, Dwayne Hansen, Andy Warhol. Museums visited: The Toledo Museum of Art, The Glass Pavillion, The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Ninja and Special K take on the Malaysian labour courts, Chinese adoption policies and Mohamed Al-Fayed. Ninja discovers Wii and shares the Toronto performance highlights of the Rockettes Christmas show. 19 minutes.

Rebellious young women, REAL women, revisiting the gay marriage legislation in Canada, and celebrity outings. Ninja shares a soundscape from a department store's Christmas section. Famous Gossip Columnists mentioned: Liz Smith. Famous Reality TV personalities mentioned: Clay Aiken. Famous Canadian politicians mentioned: Stephen Harper. 32:40 Minutes.